Taking a Stand on Hats! Where did you get that hat? On May 6th an elderly chap who had just inherited a new job also received a new hat to go with the post. It   was carefully placed on his head by the Archbishop of Canterbury who is no stranger himself to a bit of jaunty headgear. At this point the   historians among you will surely recall the immortal words of King Frederick the Great, who grumbled that: ‘A crown is just a hat the lets the rain in’. A rather more precise definition of a ‘proper’ hat is available for any women planning to enter the Royal Enclosure at Ascot. Ladies must wear a hat or headpiece with a solid base of 4 inches in diameter in the Royal Enclosure. Fascinators are not permitted. Novelty hats (i.e. ones which are excessively oversized, or are promoting or marketing any product or brand) are not permitted. In fact it is really quite remarkable to think about how much time has been squandered on making up rules about what constitutes acceptable headg

SOUND THE TRUMPET ! (But not for John Knox) The Monstrous Regiment In 1558 John Knox (1514-1572)  wrote a pamphlet denouncing gynarchy. ‘The First Blast of the Trumpet’, was a tirade against what he called ‘The Monstrous Regiment of Women’ . A firebrand Protestant leader of the Scottish Reformation, he managed to offend a number of powerful women by writing such things as: To promote a woman to bear rule, superiority, dominion, or empire above any realm, nation, or city, is repugnant to nature; contumely to God, a thing most contrary to his revealed will and approved ordinance; and finally, it is the subversion of good order, of all equity and justice. Several royal women took exception to his ranting. They included: Mary 1 of England, also known as Bloody Mary and well known for her vicious methods of persecuting Protestants Mary of Guise, Regent of Scotland and mother of Mary Queen of Scots, who ridiculed him. Mary Queen of Scots herself, who, although she ‘feared’ Knox’s prayers, re

  Persist and Prevail! How many people realised, noticed or even cared that March 8th was International Women’s Day, or that the whole of the month of March is designated as Women’s History Month? The Radio Times The covers of the Radio Times during the first two or three weeks of March 2023 didn’t offer many clues. In fact, any passing alien looking at some of the front covers, would be hard put to know that women even existed. It wasn’t much better once you looked at the programme menus inside the RT, which, remember, does seek to inform much of the population about the multitudes of viewing and listening opportunities available every week. If you searched the pages covering March 8th (International Women’s Day), you might have noticed the occasional nod to it – Film4 screened ‘Little Women’ and Radio 3 valiantly celebrated forgotten women composers. BBC Sounds and Lucy Worsley did their very best too,  But there was not much else going on unless you believe that a repeat of  The Six

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE SUGAR IS SWEET AND SO ARE YOU (OR MAYBE NOT) In the 1960s Jim Reeves and others warbled their way through treacle with their top-selling versions of this little verse. At the same time, and with casual cruelty, schoolchildren were subverting the song in each other’s autograph books (remember those?) and cheerfully writing: Roses are red Violets are blue A face like yours Belongs in the zoo. By the way, these sardonic little poets were probably the same diligent students who enjoyed rewriting Christmas carols. Hark the herald angels sing Beechams pills are just the thing But this is no time for digressions…. The cards, the poems, the heart shaped pizzas…… Let’s focus on the red roses, the chocolates, the satin hearts, the inflated  prices and the short-lived annual frenzy of Valentine’s Day on February 14. By now, of course, it’s the end of February so the roses have shrivelled, the leftovers have been sold off at half price a

  STRIKING WOMEN Lysistrata In 411 BC, Lysistrata, a bawdy comedy, by Aristophanes, had ‘em rolling in the amphitheatres of Ancient Greece. The play is often performed today with a strong feminist slant, although if you look carefully the politics are probably a bit dodgy. Lysistrata, the heroine, is tough, principled and resolute. She’s fed up with the ongoing war between Athens and Sparta, so encourages the women of Greece to go on a sex strike and stop sleeping with men until peace is declared. They all solemnly agree. After lots of slapstick, including the older women of Athens seizing the Akropolis and pouring water over a chorus of decrepit old men who are trying to smoke them out, all the men gather (exhibiting physical signs of extreme desperation), and peace is agreed.  Of course it’s a bit ironic that all the actors in Ancient Greece would have been men, but the ideas in the play have continued to resonate. And it is very funny. A millennium or so later…. Women working in app

  THE MILTON KEYNES FAWCETT GROUP END OF YEAR QUIZ  Season’s greetings! The weather is grim, everything is a bit difficult  and jolliness is in short supply. The only answer is to avert your gaze for a while and have a go at our Milton Keynes Fawcett Group  quiz. There are no prizes and the answers are at the bottom of the page so you can cheat as much as you like. Some questions are ridiculously easy, others less so, and a few are downright bizarre. They were compiled in between the bouts of manic activity that are traditional at this time of year, so apologies in advance for any howling errors. Thanks for staying with our monthly blogs. We look forward to another year of battling against the patriarchy and hope you will stay with us. Why not think about joining the national Fawcett Society and coming along to the meetings of the Milton Keynes local group? You are very welcome to join us for a taster session. Just drop an email to miltonkeynesfawcettgroup@gmail.com And now, enjoy the

  SISTERHOOD AND STRENGTH Scary sisters The Graeae, three sisters in Greek mythology, managed to survive by sharing one eye and one tooth, which is really rather impressive. Sadly it all went a bit downhill for them when Perseus stole the eye for blackmail purposes, but since the sisters’ names in translation are Dread, Horror and Alarm,  we needn’t really get too upset. Sisters as stock villains - wicked, ugly, conspiratorial, wild or seductive, regularly appear in literature, religion, history, show-business and folklore. The more wholesome sisters, the Marys and the Marthas, don’t get such good publicity. Cinderella certainly had a bad time with her sisters, but at least didn’t suffer the gruesome fate of Cordelia in ‘King Lear’, who had no support at all from her nasty sisters. Mary Tudor and Elizabeth 1 didn’t get on at all well; neither did Joan Fontaine and Olivia de Haviland.  The Weird Sisters definitely had it in for Macbeth, and ‘Whatever happened to Baby Jane?’ is a film no